Friday, February 7, 2014

For Crying out Loud

To the jerk who signed me up for the Scientology "Freedom Magazine" subscription.

NOT funny.

Giving them my phone number.

NOT FUNNY.

Scheduling a time for them to VISIT MY HOUSE when I was home to give me an "evaluation."

NOT FUNNY.

19 comments:

craig smith said...

i disagree it sounds hilarious

ill mail you some viabrating cornswalled dildo's for you if ya want, u can have a test run with them before they out on the shelves.

and that prank was so hilarious its on believvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvable
(reference back to viabrator)

craig smith said...

unbelievable ma bad long words you still should try them out they are solar powered so everytime you take it out its charged back up again ready for the next round!

Anonymous said...

not funny?? IT IS HILARIOUS!! Apparently somebody thinks you are dumb fag and this is the type of thing that people would like to do to you, among variuos other things.

gay black Jewish Nazi For Christ said...

I am uite dismayed at the actions of some people who read this blog, Alexander. Their actions are reprehensible. Ungrateful little bastards.

I WANTED TO DO IT!!!! And they robbed me of my chance.

Oh well - I can always sign you up for more info from the Mormon Church or the Jehovah's Witnesses...

However signed up cumswallowed for Scientology is GOD!

Anonymous said...

I want to shake the hand of whoever did this.

Anonymous said...

"label: Heathens"

This shit is hilarious.

Thanks for being such a mind-numbing idiot Cornswalled, we need more people like you so we can all have a good laugh and feel better about ourselves. Cretins like you serve a very important role in today's society, almost like Ye Olde Village Idiot.

Keep up the good work.

Anonymous said...

I thought you'd feel right at home with them, after all, you have a lot in common.

Anonymous said...

That's quite hysterical.

Anonymous said...

HA HA HA HA ROFLCOPTER!!!

Exquisitely hilarious.

Wes said...

I thought you were all about being brain washed? What, a hippie nailed to a board is God is a completly belivable fact, but the idea that the world was created by an evil Alien who sent the dead souls of his victims to Earth isn't?

I don't understand your thinking, Cummy.

Anonymous said...

haha dipshit it is funny. By the way, does anyone actually read this blog except DV listeners who just laugh at the ridiculousness of it?

craig smith said...

doubt it

WOO DV btw im not underage anymore so i think the ghost of the evil paedophile wont come for me anymore

The Truth said...

Whovever did this, please post his address somewhere where we can all send him goodies.

I love you.

Cadpig said...

It would seem that karma has a sense of humour.

Anonymous said...

I can only say one thing to you Alex. "After discussing your blog with a few friends, we have decided to spread your word in Denmark where we live. Your fanatic criticism of every single positive sign on diversity in our world, is the perfect example of what happens when our combine ignorance and radical fanatics with a flawed religious structure. You have well outdone the Muslim community in stupidity" Congratulations mate!

Anonymous said...

lol!!!!

from reading your blog sounds like you deserve it.... maybe you should invite some hare krishnas, jehovah witnesses to the evaluation and have a battle royal to decide who's god is best...

Anonymous said...

I'm no scientology expert, but from what I do know, this is, in fact, funny.

Godard said...

Oh man, that's pretty funny

Anonymous said...

i just have one thing to say Cornswalled...... OWNED!!!!


well done to the person who signed up the freak and i would like to congratulate them on their imagination