Friday, December 9, 2011

Distorted View is Gone

For many years now, I have been fighting the good fight against a podcast known as "Distorted View" hosted by a man who calls himself "Tim Henson." The podcast is juvenile, perverse and sexually explicit. I've heard fans say you need to "check your morals at the door" to listen to the podcast and I find that to be an accurate assessment.

For years I have tried to get the podcast off the air, but have failed. My major accomplishment has been to get the host to stop reading sexually explicit stories featuring the rape of underage children. The "Sextastic Tuesday" skit during which he read these stories went on hiatus for well over a year as a result of my intervention. When it returned he only read stories where all the participants were of the legal age of consent.

Now, the podcast's very web site is no more. www.DistortedView.com loads not the perverse podcast but a search page. The iTunes entry for the podcast no longer updates. DistortedView is gone.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

It will return.

Filth said...

Liar. Sextastic Tuesday did not go on hiatus for anything close to a year, you had no effect on the show at all other than to bring more hilarity to it.

You clearly don't understand your position in this world. Nobody listens to you except for the mirth you bring. You are ineffectual at everything and anything you do. An undergarment piss stain has more effect on its surroundings that you.

Distorted View is alive and well, I listened to the latest episode a few hours ago while taking my dog for its morning stroll. It's on iTunes, http://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/distorted-view-daily/id73329520, the website http://www.distortedview.com/ is live - as are the sister sites http://www.jigoo.net/ http://www.superfreaksideshow.com/ and even the spam riddled http://freakipedia.net is active. Paypal has quite happily been taking $5 a month from my account and paying it to Tim with no bother for five years.

You get that - FIVE YEARS he's been pedalling filth and the revealing the low slimy underbelly of mans most atrocious deeds, he loves doing it and people pay him for the pleasure.

If every man/woman/child was as blessed as Tim clearly is the world would be a much nicer and happier place don't you think?

One has to wonder why it is that God has chosen to smite you with such misery?

Anonymous said...

Worked fine for me, thanks for linking me to a new awesome podcast 8D

Anonymous said...

Tim Henson switched servers because the original one was hacked.

Moron.

Anonymous said...

"For years I have tried to get the podcast off the air, but have failed. My major accomplishment has been to get the host to stop reading sexually explicit stories featuring the rape of underage children. The "Sextastic Tuesday" skit during which he read these stories went on hiatus for well over a year as a result of my intervention. When it returned he only read stories where all the participants were of the legal age of consent."

He just read one where a guy has sex with his 18 year old daughter.

That's ok, isn't it?

Steven said...

Wow! You've really got a stick up your bahookie for old Timmy haven't you Sandy?

What's is been? 6-7 years since you tried to get DV closed down with that laughable petition that has been signed more by fans that anyone else, anyone else being you alone, (http://www.petitiononline.com/stopdv/petition.html) and you're STILL stalking Tim to the point where you know things happening with the show before even his regular listeners are as well as wishing him condolences at the loss of his father.

Here's a trick for you - why not "fight the good fight" where it's needed. Go pack your bag, get a flight to Angola, Laos, Burma, Chad, Mauritania, Yemen, Syria, any one of those places where actual fighting exists and go lend a hand. Sitting on your fat arse and clicking a mouse - no fighting going on there. Or better yet - why not cast-off for a chat with some of those Somali Pirates, I'm sure that your version of God is more invested in your well-being than that belonging to Jean and Scott Adam.

Put up or shut up Sandy, let the world decide if you're a man or the feeble coward we all know you to be.

MageLeif said...

What's the point of you existing?

Matthew said...

Some people exist only as a warning to others.

Anonymous said...

So — are you going post a retraction and admit you were incorrect about this or are you going to leave it there so when in 30 years time Tim wins the lottery and retires to the Algarve you can dig this up and say "Told you so!"

Crash Gordon said...

It could take 30 years... or 8 days...

Crash Gordon said...

Never mind, it's back. The devil's IT guys work fast!

Anonymous said...

HA HA failure!!

Anonymous said...

Go on - say it - you know you want to - your deity has let you down, it favours a homosexual filthmonger more than you, it helps him to thrive and learn and overcome adversity while you are plagued with advertisements for dental services.

Anonymous said...

Considering you haven't updated this ridiculous nonsense since December 9, 2011, can we assume you've finally died in a fire and are "gone" too?

If there is a god, grant my request.

Anonymous said...

Don't worry about Cumswallowed, he's likely got an internship at the Phelps' compound helping out old Fred with his bladder problems. Word is he needs a long, slow, deep, daily prostate massage just to get a dribble of piss out his shrivelled old pecker and when the last fortunate soul to hold the position developed tears in his tongue from his strenuous endeavours Alexander here must've jumped at the chance to show what a good patron of hate he is.