Wednesday, July 29, 2009

A response to my Pokemon article

I Recently received a comment to my article about the history and origins of Pokemon. The young man who made the comment clearly did not realize I was writing about the card game that predated the computer games. I've decided to respond to his comments here.

"Have you ever played a pokemon game? If not, then you have no right to bash pokemon"
Have you ever injected heroin into your veins? Have you ever molested a child? Have you ever tortured a pet who trusted you? Have you ever stolen a car? By your own logic, this means you're in no position to criticize any of these obviously immoral, illegal and criminal actions. Without the ability to judge the virtue of actions we ourselves have not committed, we would be unable to function as a society. We would dissolve into chaos, crime and violence, leaving behind not a civilization and acts of virtue, but the smoldering remains of an orgy of destruction.

I prefer the ability to make moral judgments to the kind of chaos and destruction you seem to be advocating.
"As there are only 493 different pokemon, I'd like to know where your 3000 come into play"
The text was meant to say "a 3,000 year old pagan religion." Thank you for noticing the typo.
"As far as I know, people really jsut buy coins to get Porygon. I don't know anyone who ENJOYS the slots."
The original article was written about the card game, not the computer game. At the time I wrote the article, there was a significant gambling component to the card game. I was, in fact, the whole POINT of the game. The only ways to gain more Pokemon was to buy cards or win them in the game. It sounds like the gambling component of Pokemon was reduced for the computer games that came later, but replaced with virtual slot machines.

I find this abhorrent. The card game teaches kids to find card gambling to be fun, while according to you the computer games teach kids to favor "one armed bandits."
Pokemon is short for pocket monsters and that is the official, and truthful, explanation."
You're half right, It is the "official" definition.

"This is Ryuutakeshi, the Dragon Warrior, signing off.

Ryuutakeshi: Vice President of his forensics team, actor in seven plays thus far, black belt in Taekwon-do, Harry Potter trivia master, and all around nerd.

Pokemon hasn't harmed me. How has it harmed you?"
I've bolded a few portions of your comment above. I don't think I need to do more than that to counter your claim that Pokemon has done you no damage.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow, it never fails to amaze me how hopelessly fucked in the head some people like you are. Besides, Pokemon is a passe fad; let it go.

Oh wait, hopelessly fucked in the head people can't let anything go, and only see things their way. Never mind.

Anonymous said...

Pokemon was first a Gameboy game, then an anime, THEN a card game. If you're going to claim that something is the work of Satan, at least get your fucking facts straight.

My level 46 Charizard can kick you're Squirtle's ass, by the way.

And no, I haven't played Pokemon since the 90's, which was THE LAST TIME IT WAS FUCKING RELEVENT.

Anonymous said...

Get laid, dude. Don't go and bash children's games.

April said...

"Have you ever injected heroin into your veins? Have you ever molested a child? Have you ever tortured a pet who trusted you? Have you ever stolen a car? By your own logic, this means you're in no position to criticize any of these obviously immoral, illegal and criminal actions. Without the ability to judge the virtue of actions we ourselves have not committed, we would be unable to function as a society. We would dissolve into chaos, crime and violence, leaving behind not a civilization and acts of virtue, but the smoldering remains of an orgy of destruction."

LAWL.
We can criticize these things because these are immoral actions- not because they are fucking video games.

Anonymous said...

"I Recently received a comment to my article about the history and origins of Pokemon. The young man who made the comment clearly did not realize I was writing about the card game that predated the computer games."

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"The Pokémon TCG was created by Media Factory in Japan. It was first released in Japan in 1996. Wizards of the Coast, seeing a great opportunity to ride the new Pokémon wave, was licensed the game and introduced Pokémon TCG to North America in 1999."

Source: Bulbapedia

"Originally released as a pair of interlinkable Game Boy role-playing video games, Pokémon has since become the second most successful and lucrative video game-based media franchise in the world, behind only Nintendo's own Mario series."

Source: Wikipedia


Methinks you need to get your facts straight before bashing someone smarter than you. :)

I'd make more comments about how you are wrong, but i am much too lazy.

Anonymous said...

what's so wrong with being a nerd? This guy's smarter, more fit, and more mentally stable than you are. Get over yourself.

Ryuutakeshi said...

Interesting, Mr. Cornswalled. I'm surprised to have actually found a response. Thank you. I hate being ignored.

Well, as stated before the TCG in fact came after the games, since the games are the original concept. And to attack the TCG for being satanic is to call the entire franchise satanic. Otherwise we have a dreaded double standard.

Now, I took offense to some of your statements, not that you care. I see no reason to feel disgraced that I am a nerd. As Bill Gates, the biggest, richest nerd in the world once said, "Be nice to nerds. You'll end up working for one someday." So... yeah. Also, Dragon Warrior? You took offense to my nickname? Coupled with your obvious dislike for Harry Potter I'd say you are rather Dursleyish. Since you sadly have no clue what that means, the Dursley's don't approve of imagination. My source? Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (Philosopher's in England).

Now, to compare playing a video game to illegal things like molestation and heroine is rather pathetic. We can, as I put it, "bash" heroine and molestation and thievery and all that other stuff because it is immoral and illegal. To play a video game in which the target audience is 8 years old (though I question this since I know many 16 year olds that play and the level of difficulty actually works for an older age group... but I digress) is absolutely fine. Recent discoveries in the new Pokemon games reveal that they games actually encourage you to bond with your pokemon. This is a lesson in friendship, a moral that has been taught for thousands of years by worse things that Pokemon. Jesus even preached companionship, and I know you can't argue that.

Yes, I caught your typo. My friends from Bulbapedia think I caught you in a lie. I have no comment on that. :)

Here's a scenario. You say that the only way to get more cards is to buy them or win them. I agree. That is the only legal way, and fans of the game support legal cards. Trust me, I played the TCG once. Fake cards get nowhere. Anyways, isn't it the same principal with food? Or money? Or clothes? Or... well, anything. you have to buy it, or recieve it in some way. And if people want to offer their cards as prizes, that's fine. It's a decision that must be agreed on by the two parties.

And no, it's the truth. I'm willing to trust me on this because as you mistakenly pointed out, the TCG apparently comes before the games. A lie. The games came first. But I already explained that.

So, I in fact do know more about the series than you do, understand more about it than you do, and if you are not willing to experience first hand, with no harm to yourself or your loved ones, that which you call evil, then no one can take you seriously.

Oh, and what's wrong with acting? Are you allergic to creativity or something?

Also, before I forget, the guys on Bulbagarden discovered this in your old article.

"I will post my sources at a later date. Most of the materials I drew from are 300 plus year old illuminated manuscripts. I'm afraid you can't just go to your local library and check out a copy, but I have contacted the owners asking if there are any slides, reproductions or translations available for web publication."

This was deciphered as...

"So his bibliography is a 300 year old book that is immpossible to obtain... And he's contacting its 300 year old owners...?

...lol"

Enough said. The quote, by the way, came from Dewgong Rain. Dewgong, if you are reading this, thanks for that. I needed another laugh today.

Ryuutakeshi said...

So, in conclusion, whether you aimed for the card game or not, you hit the entire franchise. And I've seen no one thus far that agree with you. Face it Alex. You can't win on this. As it has been pointed out, you are a christian. You are supposed to be spreading the word of God, not making false stories about the devil and whatnot. You seem to believe in that stuff more than I do. Make of that what you will.

This Ryuutakeshi, The Dragon Warrior, signing off. I'm tired and I need to study my audition lines for HSM 2 some more before I go to bed.

Again, Pokemon hasn't hurt me. How has it hurt you? Answer me this time please.

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