Tuesday, June 16, 2009

The truth about heart disease

I've encountered a big pharma whore on youtube. God has chosen to strike him with a palsy, clearly retribution for the medical lies he's spreading. He's among those who flat out denies the role of God's hand in heart disease.



The medical books are full of lies. Heart disease is God's judgment for your sins. The "correlation" between gluttony and heart disease is not a proven fact, but a statistical blip. Gluttons are filling their hearts with food instead of Christ, so God strikes their hearts to show the world the source of their sin. I've seen many men and women delivered from the pain of heart disease, heart murmurs and heart palpitations by turning their lives over to Christ, by seeking forgiveness and correction from God.

There was man who joined my brother's congregation who came to the Church on a special diet after having three heart attacks in his life. He was short of breath and had frequent chest pain. He turned his life over to Christ and was immediately delivered from the chest pain, his blood once again flowed clean and pure. He soon cast off the diet and ate the same food as the rest of his family. This was four years ago, and even though his doctor kept insisting he would die any moment, he lives on with no more ill effects.

Slaves to atheist medical dogma like youtube's JonThm are blind to the reality of medicine, blind to God's will and role and are thus left scraping for crumbs and scraps, trying to find a humanist explanation and cure for God's will. They are doomed to failure, and damned to Hell for their rejection of God.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh. I get it now. I have to admit, Poe's law kicked my ass on that one.

Keep doing what you're doing, Corny. You are probably the second funniest entity on the interwebs, right after Objective: Ministries.

Anonymous said...

The brain can cure a lot of diseases, it really is an interesting phenomenon that you summarized here. When someone joins a new religion (not just Christianity) it can put them in such a good mindset that they can overcome physical illness much more easily. Religion does a wonderful job of giving people hope and confidence, whether or not there is really any merit to them. Keep up the crazy right wing rantings Cornswalled, I need a good laugh every once in a while.

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