Monday, December 15, 2008

Bush attacked in Baghdad

The news is spreading like Wildfire that George W Bush, who liberated the Iraqi people from the dictator Saddam Hussein, was attacked in Baghdad during a press conference. The President was not harmed during the attack.

Muntadar al-Zaidi, a Muslim extremist working for the terrorist edited newspaper al-Baghdadiya, threw two shoes at George W Bush during a press conference, calling the President a dog while he did so. Dogs are unclean animals in Muslim culture. Showing the soul of the shoe is considered a major insult. Throwing a shoe is considered the ultimate form of disrespect short of killing and sodomizing an opponent.

Muntadar al-Zaidi is being held by Iraqi police forces pending trial, but terrorist groups within Iraq are agitating for the release of the President's assailant.

Video shows Bush easily evading the clumsy amateur attack. The attacker's motives are not fully known at this time, but an al-Qaeda connection is being investigated.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

OF CAUSE cause he's linked to Al-Qaeda I mean who else on the face of the earth would want to do that butcher harm. Your a dumb ass Alix.

Anonymous said...

Doesn't anyone find it strange (after watching the video) that no secret service guys attempted to block these shoes?

Zarek said...

I didn't know christian faith teached you that shoes have souls. Do they go to heaven also?

Allahu Akbar said...

Ah yes, the "amateur" attack. He didn't go to shoe-throwing schools like the more seasoned terrorists.