I don't know if I should be amused or angry
I was recently informed that Timothy James Henson, the host of the pornographic podcast "Distorted View" has admitted he's on food stamps. Henson tries to support himself entirely on subscriptions for his program and for him, porn doesn't pay.
At first I was amused and hoped his financial woes would get him to reconsider his career choice, but then I remembered that this is the same man who admitted to credit card fraud when buying an emachine computer. I should be angry that tax dollars intended for the poor are being used to subsidize a failed pornographer but I take comfort in the fact that sooner or later his eligibility will run out and he'll be forced to abandon Distorted View and find a real job.
He brags about how many fans he has and how popular his program is and yet he can't manage to keep food on the table and a roof over his head without government aid. I guess most of his fans are freeloaders. Funny how people who find stories of violent and fatal rapes amusing aren't willing to pay a monthly fee to keep their porn source going.
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He was sarcastic. he even said he was being sarcastic. Honestly, do you think everything he says is G-d's honest truth?
Hey Corny....
I guess most of his fans are freeloaders. Funny how people who find stories of violent and fatal rapes amusing aren't willing to pay a monthly fee to keep their porn source going.
This "fan" isn't a freeloader- and Actually, I pay yearly..
why not comment on audio corny?
I hate to say it but he kinda has a point about most the fans being freeloaders.
"I hate to say it but he kinda has a point about most the fans being freeloaders."
The same can be said for anyone that listens to any podcast, or reads any blog and doesn't pay for it. That being said, I also pay a subscription to DV
Cornswalled is THE Windowlicker of the Internet.
You are a FUCKING, STUPID, RETARDED PIECE OF SHIT!!!
The best part of you ran down your mother's ample thigh.
Idiot.
Tim paid taxes at his office job, and still does pay taxes on sideshow income. That entitles him to food stamps, whether you like it or not, although I doubt he really uses food stamps.
On the bright side, at least Tim is not yet able to use socialized medicine to make his elfin penis match his colossal testicles. If he were bigger, he really could make actual “pornography.” As of now, he is mainly using ridiculous porn as a vehicle for comedy.
BawCaaaa!
Well, this really shows where Cornswalled's priorities lie : Popularity through controversy. Somebody in the previous (incredibly self-serving, dimwitted) post commented that he should get back to bashing Distorted View, and what happens?
Alex is as much a comedian as Tim is, and he too needs his audience.
Here's an example of what happens when the brainwashing of right wing fundamentalist nut jobs like Cornswalled starts to run haywire.
http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/capress/080728/world/church_shooting
Tell me, Alexander - do you support the shooting of liberals?
Of course he doesn't support shooting liberals. You can't convert someone whose dead.
You're just jealous that you're not popular enough to get away with that sort of stuff.
By the way, I'm not a freeloader. In fact, I pay the monthly recurring charge, so that Tim gets $10 extra per year.
Are you even serious? You really don't get it do you, Tim's whole thing is a game. It's a joke. He's a comedian. You don't believe the characters on TV too, do you?
I'M A LIFETIME MEMBER. I am sick of people without a sense of humor. If you think this is porn, you are ignorant as to what porn actually is. You are the reason people hate Christianity.
Found a pic of Cornswalled's mom.
Hey Corns just wanted to give you a heads up, you can be sued for slander. Nice job =P Maybe next time don't post lies (if not lies, things said in sarcasm rather) as truth. Also, us freaks may be freeloaders if your free side, but the same could be said for your brain-washed flock of sheeps that listens to your podcast, do they pay? No. So...Before you start spreading hypocritical slander, I advise you think it through first =P have a nice day you brain-washed right winger, your site always gives me a laugh. Keep up the "good" work, hey, we could use someone funny like you now adays.
I lol'd. Tim is preparing to sue you anyways lol. Screenshots of your site have been taken. And the IP adress you post with is recorded. Only momentarily will we gather your other information, easily and publicly accessible on the net. lolololol your screwed. if Tim doesn't sue you, his listeners who are more than intelligent will just run you over online. Don't underestimate us. Also we can just call Anonymous to take care of you. lolololol kthx
Alexander Cornswalled is a careless fairy.
Alex has been haaacked!
- Not Alex but using his stolen account.
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