Saturday, March 31, 2007

I've gotten the pervert's attention

It looks like my efforts to get a perverted Podcast off the air are getting some attention.

Specifically, the show's fans are posting to my old Blog, defending their hero "Tim Henson."

They're fixated on my use of the word "Pedophile" as part of my description of the show, and I've gotten some hate mail threatening lawsuits.

In a recent episode, Tim Henson read a graphic story in which a 12 year old girl was raped.

Tell me again how that isn't kiddie porn?

He's made numerous graphic references to underage children and sex. A simple montage of his program would be enough to convince a judge that any "Slander" claims are baseless.

The posts (At least those that aren't photos of nude men with Photoshop enhanced genitalia) ultimately offer little more than a "It's parody" defense to the content.

I'm sure if that defense actually worked when it came to the content of Distorted View, many pornographers who've been fined or arrested in the United States would have used it to walk free. Not even claiming it's a "political statement" will let you distribute such filth.

There are some things that aren't protected by Free Speech.

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Fark.com now DEAD, failing to load links

It looks like Fark.com's continued decline is getting worse. For a while now, the fark.com comment pages have been having problems. They've been failing to load, loading incompletely and giving cryptic error messages when someone tries to submit a comment.

Now, even the links to external articles fail to load. Check out the error message I just got from their site:

Internal Server Error

The requested URL /cgi/fark/go.pl?i=2701495&l=http://somalinet.com/news/world/Somalia/8920 on server go.fark.com took a dump all over itself when it was running.

Either one of us screwed up a CGI script, or someone spilled beer on the server again. Try again in a few, and we might have it fixed.


Bad URL: /cgi/fark/go.pl?i=2701495&l=http://somalinet.com/news/world/Somalia/8920
Server name: go.fark.com (W)
The page that sent you here: http://www.fark.com/
Your hostname: (none)
Your browser: Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.1; en-US; rv:1.8.1.3) Gecko/20070309 Firefox/2.0.0.3

The question becomes, what next?

Unless Fark.com can address it's performance and uptime issues, users will begin migrating towards other sites. Who will receive the new traffic? Who will become the new "King of the Hill"?

For a while it was slashdot.org, but Fark.com took that crown ages ago. Now, Fark.com is collapsing under the strain of it's own popularity. Will it maintain a large user base, despite failing to function during most of the day? It's doubtful that users will continue to frequent a site for it's content if that content is no longer accessible.

Friday, March 23, 2007

Help get a sicko off the Internet

A friend of mine recently told me about audio of Lesbian Actress Lilly Tomlin having a massive temper tantrum while filming her last (bombed at the box office) movie. He directed me to the Podcast that contained the audio. Specifically, the March 3, 2007 episode of a program called "Distorted View."

He only sent me the link to the MP3 file. If I'd seen the web site I never would have clicked "Play."

I listened to the first few minutes and got a good laugh out of the Heathen Lesbian Witch swearing up a storm becuase the director told her to "Tone down" her "Over the top" performance. Her anti-male feelings really came to the surface in her rants.

After she was done, I listened to some more of the show. I soon realized that the title wasn't a comment on the absurd behavior of those covered, but a reference to the perversions advocated by the show's host, a sicko who calls himself "Tim Henson."

I listened to another episode, and suddenly realized where I'd heard this pervert before. This is the same man who put out a video promoting Pedophilia.

This podcast and the garbage it contains must be stopped. He ends his programs by listening to voice mails from his fans. In his comments on those messages, he encourages his underage listeners to engage in deviant acts and jokes about sexually abusing them. His skits are racist. He encourages spouse abuse, often uttering the line 'The B***h probably deserved it" when reading stories of women being beaten or even killed. He mocks the deaths of children, laughing hysterically the more gruesome the child's death or maiming is. The show is rife with sick and perverted content of all kinds, including pornography of a nature I can not and will not discuss here. His fans still call in to rave about a pornographic story a female fan read in which she related the (fictional??) account of eating an aborted fetus as part of a sex act.

This hate filled Pedophile and his mocking pseudonym of "Tim Henson" is an example of everything that's wrong with the media, and a shining example of everything that we need to get OFF the Internet.

Since there is no real government regulation of the Internet, I've put together a petition that I will send to his web hosting agency. The goal is to deny him a hosting company, to get him removed from the Internet. If no one will host his content then he has no way to spread his diseased perversions.

Please, sign the petition and help get "Tim Henson" pulled from the air.

It's legal for Muslims to beat their wives in Germany

Don't you just LOVE the relativistic morals of today's liberals? Not only do they want to bend over backwards for the terrorists out to kill us all, but they want to bend and twist the laws to make their barbaric treatment of women legal.

What's next, legalization of foot binding so as to avoid offending Chinese sensibilities?

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007130605,00.html
A DIVORCE court judge ruled a man was RIGHT to beat and abuse his wife — because the Muslim holy book allowed it.

The terrified partner, a 26-year-old mum of two, filed for a quickie divorce after her husband hit her and even threatened to kill her.

But the judge in Frankfurt, Germany, rejected her application — quoting a Koran verse which some have controversially interpreted to mean a man can beat his wife if she acts in an “unchaste” fashion.

The woman judge said it was “a religious thing” because both the wife and husband were from Morocco — home to many Muslims.

She added: “The exercise of the right to castigate does not fulfil the hardship criteria defined by German law.”

But the wife’s lawyer, Barbara Becker-Rojczyk filed a claim saying the judge had a conflict of interest and should have stepped down.

She said: “The judge seems to be saying that the right to castigate means a husband can beat his wife.

“Apparently the judge deems it unchaste when my client adapts a Western lifestyle.” The judge has since been excused from the case.

Colbert gets parody videos pulled

In a clear case of not being able to take what he dishes out, Liberal Talking Head Stephen Colbert has had a video pulled from Youtube for parodying him.

Of course, there is now a pending lawsuit over Colbert's thin skin, and the fact that he used the DMCA illegally to get the video pulled.

Thursday, March 22, 2007

Repeal the 22nd!

The Bill Has Been Proposed!
Everyone, write your congress critters to support the bill to repeal the 22 nd amendment to the Constitution!

It's not too late to have Bush run in 2008!

It's not too late, Bush in 08!

H.J.RES.24


Title: Proposing an amendment to the Constitution of the United States to repeal the 22nd amendment to the Constitution.


Sponsor: Rep Hoyer, Steny H. [MD-5]
(introduced 2/17/2005)
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Latest Major Action: 4/4/2005
Referred to House subcommittee. Status: Referred to the Subcommittee on the Constitution.





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Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Socialist Software Takes Another Hit

At first glance it would look like a bad thing that Dell is flirting with selling Linux. Fortunately, statesman.com has a report that not only pops some of the Linux myths but shows that Dell isn't quire as enthused about Linux as the pro-Linux press would have us beleive.

But there are several catches, most notably the wide array of available Linux versions, often called distributions. ... "There are literally hundreds of distributions we could support," Bolen said. "There isn't a de facto standard or two in the market."
But the fractured nature of the Linux world isn't even the worst of it.

Here's the death blow to Linux on preinstalled Dell:

Dell has not made a decision on pre-loaded Linux. Several analysts suggested that the company should stay away from a broad consumer Linux offering.

"Linux was simply not designed for the desktop, neither as a product nor given the economic model around it," said Rob Enderle, head of the Enderle Group in San Jose, Calif. "It will be hard for Dell to make it work."

Because Linux isn't compatible with most existing computers, what it can do is somewhat limited, analysts said. For example, few computer-based games run on Linux. Versions of Linux would work better on an appliance-type desktop — one that performs a smaller set of specific functions, said Roger Kay, president of Endpoint Technologies Associates Inc.

"The bulk of commercial folks and consumers want a general purpose machine and one that's compatible" with their existing systems, Kay said. "Once you take out the politics, Windows is a standard, and people want the standard stuff."

Emphasis mine.

The article was written by Dan Zehr, and I sent him the following e-mail:

Date: Tue, 20 Mar 2007 10:08:50 -0400
From: "Alexander Cornswalled"
To: dzehr@statesman.com
Subject: Linux article

I just read your article on Dell selling Linux, and I want to thank you. I'd been told by a few zealots that Linux would run on just about any computer, but you provided me with actual proof that it was, in fact, incompatible with most. I've already printed up a copy of your article and am giving it to my Pastor. The Church is strapped for cash, and a few kids are trying to get the Church offices to "switch" under the guise of saving money.

The fact that Linux probably won't even run on the church computers is being swept under the carpet.

Linux is a foreign abomination, written by socialists with the intention of undermining US business interests. There's also evidence that it includes software (Source Code) stolen from commercial vendors like Microsoft and SCO.

I hope Dell doesn't start selling what amounts to pirated software on their computers. I'd hate to have to take my business elsewhere.

Alexander Cornswalled

Wednesday, March 7, 2007

A magnet in the rectum

I find it interesting that Muslims are falling for all that "Healing crystal" crap too.

If we can convince their leaders that this is a PERFECT alternative to "Evil western Medicine" then we could see the terrorist leaders die off on their own...

Osama was already on Dialysis when he masterminded 9/11. If he'd believed Dialysis was an "Evil Jewish conspiracy" then he would have been treating himself with crystals shoved up his rear. As a result, he would have died a few years BEFORE Sept 11.

Who's to "blame" for those alarming Patriot Act revisions?

The whole article is tinfoil hat bull.It's not a "Sneaky" resolution. Under the old system, Congress could block a judge for 120 days, and then federal judges would get to kick the issue around at their leisure. The result was that a judge's seat could be unfilled for more than a year.Under the new laws, a Judge's seat is filled quickly, a vital consideration in an already overburdened and stressed legal system.



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Microsoft Soda

A new brand of refreshment [picture]
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Microsoft Soda: A vague apple flavor, but overall a highly complex and refreshing beverage.

Apple Soda: Stale and unchanged in years, a "New Apple" came out a while back that got everyone excited, but ended up amounting to little more than inspiration for a few changes to the vastly more popular Microsoft Soda.

Unix Soda: Stale, flat and unchanged in 30 years, it tastes like that's when the can was opened.

BSD Soda: Unix Soda made with cheaper ingredients.

Linux Soda: Three parts BSD Soda and one part imitation Microsoft Soda. For some reason the hint of Apple is missing.

Ubuntu Soda: Linux soda with a dash of artificial green apple flavor.

Monday, March 5, 2007

Romney and Coulter, BFF?

While the audio is hard to make out, ...Coulter tells Romney: "...the photo of you and me together is going to become famous ..." A little later, Coulter can be heard saying: "You can't get these sectarian wars going with us, we're all Christians." Romney responds, "We're not Sunni and Shia here!"

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Dear GOD, why would Ann ignore all the Catholic / Protestant violence of the last few hundred years??? Just get some Protestants and Catholics debating the use of condoms by married couples and you'll probably get a fist fight.

The Sunni and Shia violence has a lot in common with the Protestant / Catholic violence, particularly of the "Bloody Mary" and Spanish inquisition periods.

Media attacks Bush for firing incompetent judges.

Congressional Democrats say they are concerned the Bush administration is bypassing the Senate confirmation process to reward political allies with coveted jobs as U.S. attorneys, exactly like the Clinton and every other administration did.

H. E. "Bud" Cummins III: Fired because of general incompetence. His job was later taken over by a for a protege of Karl Rove, a coincidence that has the tinfoil hat crowd in an uproar.

David Iglesias: Fired because he deliberately and obviously delayed the verdict on an ethics case so as to avoid embarrassing the democrats before the 2006 election.

Carol S. Lam: Fired because she was interfering with the Randy "Duke" Cunningham case and acting as a junior investigator instead of as a judge. Her firing is now being investigated because charges SHOULD have been filed, as she jeopardized the investigation, and could allow several criminals to go free on technicalities. Some significant favors were called in for her to be merely "dismissed" instead of arrested.

John McKay: Fired because of the manner in which he declined to intervene in a ballot dispute in the 2004 Washington governor's race. Instead of excusing himself from the case or offering any kind of jurisdiction ruling, he merely ignored the correspondence, thus complicating the appeals process. As a result, it took an extra two weeks to resolve the legal issues surrounding the election. This turned out to be a favored tactic of the judge, and a subsequent internal affairs investigation estimated that his deliberate delays had caused suspects to spend an average of 18 extra months in prison awaiting trial and sentencing.

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Friday, March 2, 2007

Democrats show their yellow stripe

The Cut and Run Democrats once again show their true colors. Specifically, a Blue coat with a wide Yellow Stripe down the back.

Congressman Dennis Kucinich (D-OH) introduced HR 1234, a bill to immediately end the United States occupation of Iraq, in the House of Representatives today
"Oh, war is hard, so let's run away and leave Iraq to the terrorists. Let them run the country!"

Damn cowards. If we'd had Democrats in charge on 9/11/2001 they would have held UN meetings to "discuss the misunderstanding" with Osama.

Government prepares to let a known terrorist go free

DAVID HICKS could walk out of Guantanamo Bay a free man and return to Australia if he agrees to plead guilty to the lesser charge of supporting a terrorist group, the Federal Government believes. ... he was fighting alongside the Taliban. He trained extensively with al-Qaeda.


The government is caving to Liberal pressure to release a known terrorist collaborator in exchange for a guilty plea.

He trained with al-Qaeda, fought beside them and probably killed American soldiers our indigenous troops fighting beside our soldiers, and tehy're going to let him go because of Liberal Guilt and hand wringing.

Personally, I hope only Liberals are killed when he straps some explosives to his chest or hijacks a plane, but I doubt the Conservatives of this nation will be so lucky. What we SHOULD do is get all the information we can out of the terrorists, and then execute them, not coddle them.

Liberals have gotten so used to coddling criminals that I guess bringing an Islamic Extremist to the teat of American Liberty is second nature. the judges preparing to release this man should be charges with treason for aiding the enemy.

Do female suicide bombers get 72 virgins too?

According to the best Islamic Theologists, women get their husbands in the afterlife.

While the men get their wives and 72 virgins.

Something tells me those women will be a bit neglected in terms of marital enjoyment, if you catch my drift.

Why are women attracted to Islam again? It's a religion designed to grind them under a man's heel.

What possesses them to become suicide bombers when all it means is they'll have to spend eternity competing with 72 virgins for their earthly husband's attention?

Islamic Feminism: Only walking three paces behind your husband, and demanding that when he beats you, he only use a staff smaller than the width of his thumb, and no larger.

Thursday, March 1, 2007

Activists warn fired Largo city manager could end up transgender champion

Activists warn fired Largo city manager could end up transgender champion

This is disgusting.

The city manager announces he's going to have a sex change.

The officials realize that he will, in doing this, lose the respect of his subordinates and be unable to do his job effectively.

They begin the process of firing him.

Of course, the MSM jumps down the city's throat, ignoring the threat an openly gay City manager would pose to the city.

Obama has a Podcast?

Isn't that cute. The Moonbat Liberal Barak Husseian Obama has a Podcast so he cal tell us all about the flawed liberal policies he's pushing.

HIllary Clinton in Pictures

It's always fund when folks expose Hillary for the fraud she is.


She seems to be looking a bit mannish these days. Did she stop taking Estrogen, or is she just absorbing Testosterone from Bubba's Balls as she carries them around in her purse?





Early sex correlates with delinquency

While I'm not surprised at the revelation that Early sex correlates with delinquency, there are a number of rather hopeless Liberals who are.

I'm disgusted with the Left's reaction to things like this. They shout it down and decry it, insisting
that it can't be true. The fact that the average first age for sex is 11.5 is just peachy with these pedophile liberals, and I can't name a singe decent Christian who wouldn't be offended.

I'm disgusted but not surprised at the Liberal reaction to this news. After all, we are talking about the group who rallied behind Clinton's Attorney general because she wanted to make Abortion Services available to Kindergarten Students.

Pedophiles on the March

Do you think Pedophiles like to keep in the shadows, looking to lure your children away?

Nope. The twisted monsters are now out in force, demanding legalization of their perversions. it's starting with pushing Homosexuality as OK, and is moving on to indoctrinating the youth of America. In short order these perverts will be approaching children and raping them, all under the guise of helping them "discover their sexual orientation." They're already running our schools, selling drugs and watching gay porn in the principal's office!

If you have any doubts, watch the Not Safe for Work (NSFW) video below. WARNING: It contains vile and disgusting content, but it's an example of what Pedophiles find amusing, and how they pursue their wish fulfillment.

We need to put our feet down and stop the advancement of the Gay Agenda.



[The Homosexual Agenda's] goals include universal acceptance of the gay lifestyle, discrediting of scriptures that condemn homosexuality, muzzling of the clergy and Christian media, granting of special privileges and rights in the law, overturning laws prohibiting pedophilia, indoctrinating children and future generations through public education, and securing all the legal benefits of marriage for any two or more people who claim to have homosexual tendencies. - Dr. James Dobson (Emphasis mine)

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