Actors hesitant to play Gay characters

Wait, actors are hesitant to take roles that portray sexual deviants and pedophiles in a positive light?

Who'd have thunk it?

You Don't think the Anchor did it, do you?

Obama closing in on Hillary

Drug Addict: Check
Will be seen as "Muslim" by most Americans: Check
Ethnic Minority: Check
Inexperienced: Check
Known to waffle on numerous issues: Check
Charismatic Speaker: Check
Snowball's chance in HELL of being elected: Check

Ladies and gentlemen, we have the 2008 Democratic candidate for President!