To everyone mocking my name
My name is Cornswalled. A lot of people have found my Blog as a result of my protests against the Distorted View Podcast, and they've been posting all sorts of variations on my name. What they don't realize is they have YET to come up with a variation I haven't seen before.
I went to public school, and have been a very religious and moral individual my entire life. This results in a LOT of teasing by the ignorant and degenerate. To tell the truth, I'd find it refreshing if someone came up with a variation I haven't seen before.
So try showing some imagination children.
If you're really as creative and clever as you think you are, I'm sure you can think of something new. So far, I haven't seen ANYTHING that wasn't already an old stale line by fifth grade.
29 comments:
Dude, we found your other page!
http://www.cumswallowed.com/
Stop ripping Off my Blog please. I work Very hard to be Lazy enough to just blog About stuff, and not actually try and Change the worl. I don't Appreciate the way you are Stealing from me.
Thank you.
If by mocking you mean my penis and by name you mean a small boy, then yes. I'm gonna mock that name so hard it'll run home crying to mama. Then take a smoke break and deny everything.
If by mocking you mean my penis and by name you mean a small boy, then yes. I'm gonna mock that name so hard it'll run home crying to mama. Then take a smoke break and deny everything.
Dude, the joke is getting old. Yes, you can follow a pattern and were no doubt a Mad Libs wiz, but please try to be a bit more original.
Just the thought of ol' cornsy reading my "you mean my penis" comments makes me laugh till my sides hurt. I noticed he stops posting on each blog after one of those.
Just the thought of ol' cornsy reading my "you mean my penis" comments makes me laugh till my sides hurt.
You're very easily amused. It's kinda pathetic really, but I guess it saves you money on movies. A simpleton like you can just watch the "Things to do with Shrimp" scene from Forest Gump over and over again.
Well... Corny, I see your getting aggravated. Bringing back the good old days? I'm sure we have, by "we" I mean the Legions of the Distorted! The freaks will never stop until your either gone, dead, or converted.
By the way, have you ever been called a "donkey raping shit eater".
I guess today is your lucky day, you donkey raping shit eater!
Consider your self lucky that your not completely over-run with the freaks...
Muhaha!
Poor alex got made fun of for looking up god porn on a school computer. seriously, sorry dude but your name is just begging for a name calling. Plus, it wasn't because of your beleifs that you were made fun of, It's because you probably were an asshole to them about theirs. I have a freind that Is way more reiligios than you probably were (he goes to church everyday but wednsday) and he is INCREDIBLY right wing. Even so, he is freinds at least half of my school. Wanna know why? He's TOLERANT. add it to your vocabulary
Cumface, I am a black jewish communist lesbian flag-burner and I just want to say, Fuck America.
You say you're fine with the teasing but really you cry yourself to sleep every night over it.
Don't you.
sebiv,
I used to care what Satan inspired Heathens thought of me. By the time I finished puberty I'd learned that those who were mocking me were motivated by a fear of the truth, and a desire to avoid judgment and correction.
They were using my name as an excuse to attack my values.
It's common for the damned to mock the saved. Sinners attack those who offer a path to a better life, because that patch requires them to abandon that which they love, their sins. People who worship their sins and not God will only mock God and his path to Salvation.
It's hard to hate someone when you know that their future holds eternal damnation, and that they'll spend the rest of eternity regretting their decision to mock and attack Christ and his followers.
Well obviously it's okay for Christians to mock other groups of people. You throw insults left and right on your blog.
I'm hoping there's a spot saved for you in Heaven to bully the money away from all of God's children in the lunch line.
haha cumswallow
still hasn't gotten old
Alex, I agree with you. I am constantly being attacked for letting people live as they choose when it hurts no one. For Standing up for the Poor and Weak. When the honest are Bullied by those who use their Faith to acheive what they want for Themselves and I resist, I am Attacked as anti-christian and unpatriotic.
I know just how you feel.
You righteous Christian pig. If people like you are ending up in heaven after they're dead, I most definitely hope that I don't end up in that God forsaken place when I'm gone. Oh btw, you're name is funny.
Wow, you think you are moral? I'm glad there aren't to many people with your morals.
fuck you cornswalled
just to un-surprise you; i will be typing said phrase above for the life of this blog. type you tomorrow.
If you want people to stop making fun of you then stop being a racist homophobic intolerant scumbag! You never know, you might find that without everyone hating you you might actually enjoy life!
Why not change your name to Ben Dover?
I think that this guy is really one of us freaks, and this is his attempt at promoting DV and trying to win the Wii.
you and the 3 people that signed your petition should organize a protest. go out and picket in front of his apartment. you know, exercise your right to free speech...
oh wait...you don't believe in free speech. DAMN!
LOL! You're a homo.
Now take my cock in your ass.
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Hello Mr. Pornswallowr,
Isn't it terrible that you are being made fun of by all of these big nasty people from the Distorted View? Of course, how did you find the Distorted View? Did Jesus come down and whisper the URL in your ear? Did George Busch send you a post card with a picture of himself, Laura and his mother -- the one that looks like George Washington with the perl necklace, Barbara? Or did Dick Cheney come to your house in the cover of night to send you on a secret mission to help defend your country one podcast at a time?
What ever the case, Mr. Cuntshaven, why wait until the men in the black cars come back -- here are a few more for you to find and condem: http://yeastradio.com, http://whorehole.org, http://eclecticnewsbrief.podshow.com an finally http://democracynow.org.
Of course, the next thing you'll want to do is break into people's houses and make sure only the missionary position is used -- in some states mounting your wifes hatchet wound from behind is considered sodomy and we can't have that. While you're at it hummers (blow jobs, dick suck, cornswalleds, etc) are considered sodomy, too so make sure to get all of those people doing that behind closed doors. And the gays -- RIGHT OUT! If a man so much as puts his arm around another man -- even behind closed doors -- you've got the right to bust 'em.
Mr. Cornsutra, it's a big evil world out there with a lot of big evil things so start with the biggest threats to society and the world -- The Distorted View and the rest of these malfeasances. And when you're finished with those, then you can get to the other stuff like corporate greed, war, gang violence, corrupt governments, Karl Rove, etc., etc., etc.
Have a nice day :-)
"Josh
how did you find the Distorted View?"
If you weren't an illiterate moron and could actually read, you'd know that the URL was e-mailed to me by a friend. Of course, the fact that I posted that information is NO reason for you to know it. I actually listened to a few episodes of the podcast before I set out to get it pulled off the web, but it's fans clearly can't be bothered to read any of my Distorted View related posts before they start hurling childish insults.
Hey Corneyass,
Why haven't you taken Tim up on his offer of an interview on the DISTORTED VIEW show? You have a chance to voice your stupid bullshit right-winged opinion, you retarded cumswallowing sloth fucking whore monger!!! Oh by the way... if you can't find Tim's show then here is the URL:
http://www.distortedview.com/show/index.xml
Are you too much of a faggot ass pussy to come on DISTORTED VIEW Cornholio?? Come on you horse shit eating syphilictic retard molesting watermellon eating fried chicken grubbing chitlin slurping collard green swallowing cornbread loving african spear-chucking tar-baby nigger!!! Fuck you asshole!!!
i am just going to say that i have great pity for people like you. you are so close minded and arrogant, thinking you can tell people what to do and what not to do, what to believe and what not to believe.
yes, i pity you, because you are blind. the wisdom lies in being able to understand (no need to accept it for yourself) other people's opinions.
why do you think you can just decide out of the blue that you will ban DV because YOU don't seem to approve of it? you don't like it, don't listen to it. simple. it does no harm to you and or anyone else.
WE CHOOSE to listen to Tim's show. and whatever is the reason for us doing so, i assure you it is not because we are corrupted by Satan and/or are all pedophilic maniacs and racist woman beaters. And it is is our own choice to follow religious believes or not. its not something you can decide for us.
if you want to be a loyal Christian or whatever you want to be, go ahead but be it without enforcing faith on everyone else. no one has the right to restrict you, same as you have no right to restrict people against anything.
P.S. and why are you so discriminating towards homosexuals? are they harassing you or touching your ass or harming you in any way? let them be. whats your problem?
- proud Timmy-cult member or just a DV freak
The man makes a good point. Ad hominem attacks are for people with no rhetorical leg to stand on.
Read Cornswalled's blog. There's PLENTY more to make fun of beyond his name. His views, for a start.
1) Believes that the creator of the entire universe decided to give His/Hers/Its pure Word to a bunch of cattle-sacrificing tribesmen that have only rarely, in the entire span of history, not been second-class citizens. Further believes that said word has remained just as valid after many translations, even though the original language was rather vague.
2) Believes goverment should get off our backs, but get into our bedrooms, Playstations, internets, and other recreational activities.
3) Believes Pokemon is a plot by a demon named Pokos to steal worshippers from the imaginary friend mentioned in number 1.
4) In spite of his obvious fascination with t3h ghey, fails to pay attention to any science about homosexuality that might conflict with his preconcieved notions.
5) Not sure how this relates to his interest in homosexuality...but if you look through some of the posts, he doesn't seem to like women much. I'm willing to let this one slide, though...it might just be backlash against feminists, who ALSO ignore basic facts of biology at times. (IE, men and women are not the same. Equal in value, yes...but different)
So...quit making fun of the man's name. It's tacky. Attack what's REALLY wrong with him. But be funny. Be clever. Other blog readers will thank you for it.
For being such a loving christian you seem to have an underlying tone of serious anger.....like the anger that comes from knowing no one likes you.
Cornswalled you have yet to see that The great Timmothy james lucuacious the 3rd henson is a better man than you will ever be. So stop your bitching about pokemon and acually do something productive with your life other than touching your daughter.
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